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Suburbia Sucks

Of course it sucks. You have to drive, slowly, everywhere. Living in suburbia wastes so much gas commuting to work. It’s bad for the Earth yo. And as a single guy, who am I supposed to talk to? I’ll have to go down to the beach for that.

To Do List: Check out girls at the beach.

If suburbia was the beach, that would be cool. oh! speaking of the beach and water. These people here water their lawns so much. And it drains right straight to the ocean yo. At least that’s what the signs by the drains say. It’s not like they have to water that much. It’s practically drizzling every morning.

I have to say, I like this June Gloom. It’s pretty cool. It’s like having winter and summer at the same time.

Anyway, man I miss NYC. That’s a great place to live. I think I’d feel differently about the ‘burbs if I had a family. Pass.

Conversation of the Day

Co-worker: What have you been doing all morning?

Me: Updating my calendar.


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Work Working

I’m checking in at work at 7 now so I have to wake up at 5:45 to have enough time to get ready and catch the bus. It’s a pain. I get really sleepy from 8-10 and then again from 1:30-3. I usually go to lunch with one, or some, of my co-workers. I had some Japanese food the other day. I couldn’t tell you what any of it was called. That was Monday. I had In N Out yesterday and today. Those burgers are delicious. I won’t get tired of them.

After I came back from my break. Everyone in the office was talking about how a the office of a Senator contacted one of our co-workers in another office. So everyone thought it would be funny if we called her and pretended to be the Senator. I was chosen to call because we’ve never met and she wouldn’t recognize my voice.

So I called and pretended to be from the Senator’s office.


The USA beat Panama and advanced to the final of the Gold Cup. Mexico is playing right now. Mexico should win. I’m rooting for the USA, but Mexico is the better team this time. I’ll be surprised if Mexico doesn’t win.

Quote of the Day

Co-worker: One time I audited someone down in Long Beach who had a foot fetish website. He’d go down to the beach and take pictures of people’s feet, then pay them $10 or offer them a pedicure to put it up on his site.


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